I used to update this page on my old website but now I just plug myself on Facebook and Instagram and Twitter and WhatsApp and LookAtMyHumbleness and LonelinessSuppressor and OpinionsYouShouldAgreeWith, so look for new stuff popping up there.

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But on a more serious note- and this is 100% real- there is a secret page on my website that can be accessed if you happen to click on just the right space somewhere. On that page is a code word. If you text me that code word, I will do you one favour, no questions asked. Good luck. (Disclaimer: you probably won't find it on a phone. Your fingers are too fat)